Mitch Friedman's Purple Burt

WONDER WHERE

(Sung by Purple Burt)

I wonder where my underwear is, wonder where?
I wonder where my underwear is, wonder where?
I wonder where my underwear is?
Wonder where what's under there is?
I wonder where my underwear is, wonder where?

I wonder how my bouncing cow is, wonder how?
I wonder how my bouncing cow is, wonder how?
When I ask him if his feet ache
all that comes out is a milkshake
I wonder how my bouncing cow is, wonder how?

I wonder who invented blue, I wonder who?
I wonder who invented blue, I wonder who?
Did he spill red on the blue
and then invent some purple too?
I wonder who invented blue, I wonder who?

It's great to ask questions about everything,
but it's even more fun to do it while you're singing

I wonder why I cannot fly, I wonder why?
I wonder why I cannot fly, I wonder why?
Feather me and give a small push
You will hear "flap flap flap" then "SMUSH!"
I wonder why I cannot fly, I wonder why?

I wonder if a fish can sniff, I wonder if?
I wonder if a fish can sniff, I wonder if?
'Cause if a fish can sniff through water
could it smell the guy that caught her?
I wonder if a fish can sniff, I wonder if?

I wonder when this song will end, I wonder when?