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Purple Burt:

Winner of National Parenting Publications Award, 2005

KURT, THE SNAPPING TURTLE

BIO: Born 1926 in California . . . Joined "Petunia's Portable Petting Place" in 1991 and soon became best friends with Purple Burt . . . Moves very slowly, no matter what . . . Keeps gasses sealed in glasses . . . Gives Purple Burt rides to work on his shell . . . Is very grouchy

Favorite color - Greenish-brown

Favorite food - Lettuce Loaf

Favorite song - "My Way"

Favorite thing to do - Be left alone!

Favorite holiday - Dr. Doolittle Day

Favorite polish - Turtle Wax

When I retire I want to be - Given daily foot massages by a pretty, young gecko

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