Mitch Friedman's
Purple Burt:
Winner of National Parenting Publications Award, 2005
KURT, THE SNAPPING TURTLE
BIO: Born 1926 in California . . . Joined "Petunia's Portable Petting Place" in 1991 and soon became best friends with Purple Burt . . . Moves very slowly, no matter what . . . Keeps gasses sealed in glasses . . . Gives Purple Burt rides to work on his shell . . . Is very grouchy
Favorite color - Greenish-brown
Favorite food - Lettuce Loaf
Favorite song - "My Way"
Favorite thing to do - Be left alone!
Favorite holiday - Dr. Doolittle Day
Favorite polish - Turtle Wax
When I retire I want to be - Given daily foot massages by a pretty, young gecko
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