Mitch Friedman's Purple Burt

DO THE MILKSHAKE

(Sung by Moo-Moo)

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(Purple Burt's really fat bouncing cow
makes great milkshakes
with every bounce)

DO THE MILKSHAKE
YES IT DO
FEEL THE GROUND QUAKE?
IT'S ME, MOO-MOO!

WHY STAND ALONE IN A FIELD
CHEWING ON A MOUTHFUL OF GRASS,
WHEN I COULD SPRING AROUND LIKE A PING-PONG BALL
AND AFTERWARDS FILL UP A GLASS?

I DO THE MILKSHAKE
IT'S NOT A DANCE
YOU SIMPLY CAN'T FAKE
ANTS IN YOUR PANTS

PEOPLE HAVE A BEEF WITH ME
BECAUSE I'M FAT AND MAKE LOTS OF NOISE
BUT MY UDDERS WOULD MAKE BUTTER IF I JUST DID THE TWIST
WHICH IS NOT A DRINK FOR MOST GIRLS AND BOYS

I DO THE MILKSHAKE
DON'T ASK FOR SKIM
IT'S NOT WHAT I MAKE
DO I LOOK SLIM?

DAIRY, DAIRY, QUITE ORDINARY
HOW DOES YOUR PARTY GO?
WELL WITH MOO-MOO BOUNCING OVER THE MOON,
MY SHAKE WILL TASTE
OUT OF THIS WORLD
AND HAPPINESS LASTS
ALL AFTERNOON

DO THE MILKSHAKE
YES IT DOES
OH HOW MY FEET ACHE
WELL THAT'S BECAUSE . . .

I'M A BOUNCING COW!!

Written by Mitch Friedman © 2005 Meechmusic. About Mitch