TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE
(Sung by Chazz)
How about a hat made of calico cat?
So soft and furry,
It's alive don't worry
Here's a sweater knit from Swiss chocolate
It's too warm for summer
and melting's a bummer
You think these clothes are weird,
but there is no need to be scared
You gotta trust me when I say . . .
Try this on for size
Won't believe your eyes
Fits you like a glove
We are talking love it!
Take a look at that shoe of blue kangaroo
Hopping through the air
beats shopping for footwear
Snap on one of these cucumberbunds
Green looks incredible
plus this tux is edible
You think I flipped my lid
but I've got news for you kid
For sure, odd is in today
Try this on for size
Won't believe your eyes
Fits you like a glove
We are talking love it!
Clothes make the man,
especially when the dude is see-through
So why not look grand
'cause you never know who'll you'll bump into?
Written by Mitch Friedman © 2005 Meechmusic. About Mitch