I WONDER WHERE MY UNDERWEAR IS, WONDER WHERE?

I WONDER WHERE MY UNDERWEAR IS, WONDER WHERE?

I WONDER WHERE MY UNDERWEAR IS?

WONDER WHERE WHAT'S UNDER THERE IS?

I WONDER WHERE MY UNDERWEAR IS, WONDER WHERE?

I WONDER HOW MY BOUNCING COW IS, WONDER HOW?

I WONDER HOW MY BOUNCING COW IS, WONDER HOW?

WHEN I ASK HIM IF HIS FEET ACHE

ALL THAT COMES OUT IS A MILKSHAKE

I WONDER HOW MY BOUNCING COW IS, WONDER HOW?

I WONDER WHO INVENTED BLUE, I WONDER WHO?

I WONDER WHO INVENTED BLUE, I WONDER WHO?

DID HE SPILL RED ON THE BLUE

AND THEN INVENT SOME PURPLE TOO?

I WONDER WHO INVENTED BLUE, I WONDER WHO?

IT'S GREAT TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING,

BUT IT'S EVEN MORE FUN TO DO IT WHILE YOU'RE SINGING

I WONDER WHY I CANNOT FLY, I WONDER WHY?

I WONDER WHY I CANNOT FLY, I WONDER WHY?

FEATHER ME AND GIVE A SMALL PUSH

YOU WILL HEAR "FLAP FLAP FLAP" THEN "SMUSH!"

I WONDER WHY I CANNOT FLY, I WONDER WHY?

I WONDER IF A FISH CAN SNIFF, I WONDER IF?

I WONDER IF A FISH CAN SNIFF, I WONDER IF?

'CAUSE IF A FISH CAN SNIFF THROUGH WATER

COULD IT SMELL THE GUY THAT CAUGHT HER?

I WONDER IF A FISH CAN SNIFF, I WONDER IF?

I WONDER WHEN THIS SONG WILL END, I WONDER WHEN?