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(SUNG BY CHAZZ)

HOW ABOUT A HAT MADE OF CALICO CAT?

SO SOFT AND FURRY, 

IT'S ALIVE DON'T WORRY

HERE'S A SWEATER KNIT FROM SWISS CHOCOLATE

IT'S TOO WARM FOR SUMMER

AND MELTING'S A BUMMER

YOU THINK THESE CLOTHES ARE WEIRD,

BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SCARED

YOU GOTTA TRUST ME WHEN I SAY . . .

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WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES

FITS YOU LIKE A GLOVE

WE ARE TALKING LOVE IT!

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT SHOE OF BLUE KANGAROO

HOPPING THROUGH THE AIR 

BEATS SHOPPING FOR FOOTWEAR

SNAP ON ONE OF THESE CUCUMBERBUNDS

GREEN LOOKS INCREDIBLE

PLUS THIS TUX IS EDIBLE

YOU THINK I FLIPPED MY LID

BUT I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU KID

FOR SURE, ODD IS IN TODAY

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WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES

FITS YOU LIKE A GLOVE

WE ARE TALKING LOVE IT!

CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN,

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE DUDE IS SEE-THROUGH

SO WHY NOT LOOK GRAND

'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'LL YOU'LL BUMP INTO?