PURPLE BURT

(SUNG BY MITCH): 

PURPLE BURT EATS GREEN BEANS, 

ORANGE PORRIDGE AND RED BREAD

PURPLE BURT DRINKS BLUE JUICE, 

WEARS PINK MINK AND BLACK SLACKS

PURPLE BURT JUMPS HOPE ROPE, 

HIS BRAIN IS A KALEIDOSCOPE

PURPLE BURT IS COLORBLIND, 

PURPLE BURT'S INVISIBLE

I'M PURPLE BURT, YOU'RE PURPLE BURT

I'M . . .

PURPLE BURT RIDES THE SIDE OF A RAINBOW, 

HE'S GOT ONE ZILLION COLOR TV'S

PURPLE BURT DREAMS OF SKIING PLUTO 

AS HE NAPS IN A PRISM TREE

PURPLE BURT STAYS ALERT 

BY EATING LOTS OF PURPLE DIRT

PURPLE BURT IS COLORBLIND, 

PURPLE BURT'S INVISIBLE

I'M PURPLE BURT, YOU'RE PURPLE BURT

I'M PURPLE BURT, YOU'RE PURPLE BURT

PURPLE BURT HAS A BROTHER PURPLE HERBERT

HERBERT LIVES IN A TIN OF HERBAL SHERBURT

HE SPENDS HIS DAYS SLURPING AND BURPING

PURPLE BURT DRIVES TO WORK 

ON HIS SNAPPING TURTLE NAMED KURT

THEY KEEP GASSES SEALED IN GLASSES; 

ALL OF THESE ARE INERT

PURPLE BURT CAN'T EXERT; 

HIS LITTLE PURPLE HEART IS HURT

PURPLE BURT IS COLORBLIND, 

PURPLE BURT'S INVISIBLE

I'M PURPLE BURT, YOU'RE PURPLE BURT

I'M PURPLE BURT, YOU'RE PURPLE BURT

I'M PURPLE BURT