Mitch Friedman's
Purple Burt:
Winner of National Parenting Publications Award, 2005
HOPE-ROPE IT!
(PURPLE BURT SAW THIS TV COMMERCIAL AND IMMEDIATELY WANTED ONE. LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT THE HOPE-ROPE WAS SECRETLY INVENTED FOR HIM BY HIS DAD, PURPLE ALBERT)
WANNA FLY LIKE A BIRD?
HOPE-ROPE IT!
WANNA SPELL EVERY WORD?
HOPE-ROPE IT!
BE A HOLLYWOOD STAR?
HOPE-ROPE IT!
PLAY A MONKEY GUITAR?
HOPE-ROPE IT!
IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO BE,
WANT TO KNOW, HAVE, DO, OR WOULD LOVE TO SEE
THEN GRAB THESE HANDLES AND JUMP WITH GLEE
'CAUSE IT MIGHT HAPPEN INSTANTLY
IF YOU HOPE-ROPE IT!
ANNOUNCER: THE HOPE-ROPE BY MAGIKO!
(SNEAKERS SOLD SEPARATELY)
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