Mitch Friedman's 

Purple Burt:

Winner of National Parenting Publications Award, 2005

DO THE MILKSHAKE

(SUNG BY MOO-MOO)

(PURPLE BURT'S REALLY FAT BOUNCING COW

MAKES GREAT MILKSHAKES WITH EVERY BOUNCE)

DO THE MILKSHAKE

YES IT DO

FEEL THE GROUND QUAKE?

IT'S ME, MOO-MOO!

WHY STAND ALONE IN A FIELD

CHEWING ON A MOUTHFUL OF GRASS,

WHEN I COULD SPRING AROUND LIKE A PING-PONG BALL

AND AFTERWARDS FILL UP A GLASS?

I DO THE MILKSHAKE

IT'S NOT A DANCE

YOU SIMPLY CAN'T FAKE

ANTS IN YOUR PANTS

PEOPLE HAVE A BEEF WITH ME

BECAUSE I'M FAT AND MAKE LOTS OF NOISE

BUT MY UDDERS WOULD MAKE BUTTER IF I JUST DID THE TWIST

WHICH IS NOT A DRINK FOR MOST GIRLS AND BOYS

I DO THE MILKSHAKE

DON'T ASK FOR SKIM

IT'S NOT WHAT I MAKE

DO I LOOK SLIM?

DAIRY, DAIRY, QUITE ORDINARY

HOW DOES YOUR PARTY GO?

WELL WITH MOO-MOO BOUNCING OVER THE MOON,

MY SHAKE WILL TASTE

OUT OF THIS WORLD

AND HAPPINESS LASTS

ALL AFTERNOON

DO THE MILKSHAKE

YES IT DOES

OH HOW MY FEET ACHE

WELL THAT'S BECAUSE . . .

I'M A BOUNCING COW!!

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