Mitch Friedman's 

Purple Burt:

Winner of National Parenting Publications Award, 2005

SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS

(SUNG BY MORTY MONEYMAN)

(DO-RE-MIMI’S NEW MANAGER IS CERTAIN HE CAN MAKE 

HER A SUPERSTAR ONCE EVERYONE HEARS “SING ANYWAY”)

YOU'RE GONNA BE BIG

YOU'RE GONNA BE HUGE 

YOU'RE GONNA BE TOPS

YOU'RE GONNA BE GIGANTIC

JUST STICK WITH ME KID

YOU'LL BE ON THE NEWS

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE BUCKS

IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC

I GOT A GOOD HUNCH

WE'RE GONNA DO LUNCH

YOU, ME AND A BUNCH 

OF THOSE TOP BIG WIGS

WE CANNOT GO WRONG

I'LL SHMOOZE 'EM ALONG

AND PLAY THEM YOUR SONG

I BET WE NET YOU SIX FIGS

BECAUSE . . .

I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS

I WILL BRING YOU FAME

OR IF YOU'RE A STAR, THEN SUPER-FAME

I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS

SUPERSTAR MAKING'S MY GAME

AND MORTY MONEYMAN'S MY NAME

HEY KID, I DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST

BUT I'M A STICKLER FOR PARTICULARS

THAT SAID, FOR YOU TO BE YOUR BEST

YOU GOTTA CUT THOSE SCHOOL EXTRACURRICULARS

THIS THING IS A SMASH

START COUNTING YOUR CASH

JUST WATCH 'EM ALL DASH

TO THE RECORD STORE

WITH ME BY YOUR SIDE

WE'LL TRAVEL WORLDWIDE

GET READY TO HIDE

WHEN FANS YELL MORE, MORE, MORE!!

I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS

I WILL BRING YOU FAME

OR IF YOU'RE A STAR, THEN SUPER-FAME

I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS

SUPERSTAR MAKING'S MY GAME

AND MORTY MONEYMAN'S MY NAME

BUY THE ALBUM

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