Mitch Friedman's
Purple Burt:
Winner of National Parenting Publications Award, 2005
SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS
(SUNG BY MORTY MONEYMAN)
(DO-RE-MIMI’S NEW MANAGER IS CERTAIN HE CAN MAKE
HER A SUPERSTAR ONCE EVERYONE HEARS “SING ANYWAY”)
YOU'RE GONNA BE BIG
YOU'RE GONNA BE HUGE
YOU'RE GONNA BE TOPS
YOU'RE GONNA BE GIGANTIC
JUST STICK WITH ME KID
YOU'LL BE ON THE NEWS
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE BUCKS
IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC
I GOT A GOOD HUNCH
WE'RE GONNA DO LUNCH
YOU, ME AND A BUNCH
OF THOSE TOP BIG WIGS
WE CANNOT GO WRONG
I'LL SHMOOZE 'EM ALONG
AND PLAY THEM YOUR SONG
I BET WE NET YOU SIX FIGS
BECAUSE . . .
I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS
I WILL BRING YOU FAME
OR IF YOU'RE A STAR, THEN SUPER-FAME
I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS
SUPERSTAR MAKING'S MY GAME
AND MORTY MONEYMAN'S MY NAME
HEY KID, I DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST
BUT I'M A STICKLER FOR PARTICULARS
THAT SAID, FOR YOU TO BE YOUR BEST
YOU GOTTA CUT THOSE SCHOOL EXTRACURRICULARS
THIS THING IS A SMASH
START COUNTING YOUR CASH
JUST WATCH 'EM ALL DASH
TO THE RECORD STORE
WITH ME BY YOUR SIDE
WE'LL TRAVEL WORLDWIDE
GET READY TO HIDE
WHEN FANS YELL MORE, MORE, MORE!!
I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS
I WILL BRING YOU FAME
OR IF YOU'RE A STAR, THEN SUPER-FAME
I AM THE SUPERSTAR MAKER TO THE STARS
SUPERSTAR MAKING'S MY GAME
AND MORTY MONEYMAN'S MY NAME
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